As agencies prioritize predator programs over hunter recruitment, the tradition that built conservation funding is disappearing....
New program requires $127 permit, safety course, and written exam before Americans can legally use public walkways...
Federal move to remove ESA protection would restore state control while dividing conservation community....
New "Yard Equity Reports" aim to combat systemic inequality in backyard bird populations...
Federal regulators ordered 40% irrigation cuts to save endangered suckers, threatening century-old ranch operations....
New MindTrack USA app will monitor citizen happiness levels and flag "problematic thoughts" for intervention...
Federal listing petition would end hunting across twelve states while livestock attacks double in ranch country....
New federal program allows parents to exempt children from any topic that might result in learning something....
Federal agents prosecute waterfowlers for accidental takes of protected species that look identical to legal game....
Facial recognition software will verify students recite promises to report "suspicious content" and trust "approved curriculum materials"...