Energy Department to track refrigerator contents, temperature settings, and levy taxes on units deemed "excessive"...
New curriculum focuses on validating students' feelings about numbers rather than computational accuracy....
Drivers who skip recycling or fail diversity training will find their engines automatically shut down under new 2027 regulation....
New program requires $127 permit, safety course, and written exam before Americans can legally use public walkways...
New "Yard Equity Reports" aim to combat systemic inequality in backyard bird populations...
New MindTrack USA app will monitor citizen happiness levels and flag "problematic thoughts" for intervention...
New federal program allows parents to exempt children from any topic that might result in learning something....
Facial recognition software will verify students recite promises to report "suspicious content" and trust "approved curriculum materials"...
New smart devices will prevent homeowners from being more comfortable than their neighbors, officials say....
New law requires citizens to log 8,500 steps daily or face monthly penalties through Federal Activity Monitoring System...