New law requires citizens to log 8,000 steps per day into national database or face escalating penalties and mandatory fitness programs....
New "Morning Carbon Contrition" program mandates seven-minute ritual before classes can begin...
New "Sustainable Mobility Accountability Framework" will track all vehicle trips and require carbon offset payments for unauthorized long-distance travel....
HHS says new "Digital Wellness Certification" will ensure citizens are qualified to share their thoughts online...
New "Digital Wellness Accountability Act" mandates installation of tracking app on all devices to monitor citizens' online habits for public health purposes....
HHS officials say tracking citizens' feelings is "care, not surveillance" as emotional accountability program launches nationwide....
New HHS mandate establishes national registry tracking Americans' produce intake, imposes fines for insufficient leafy green consumption...
New "Journey Declaration" system will optimize traffic, reduce emissions, and ensure road equity, officials say....
New federal program requires children to prove emotional compliance on smartphone before learning can begin...
New DOT rule requires vehicles to automatically slow down 35% when GPS detects high-income zip codes, tracking data sent to federal database....