New Climate Equity Compliance Bureau will set home temperatures based on income and "thermal privilege scores"...
New "FitGov" app will track citizen movement data and share with government agencies to ensure compliance with Affordable Movement Act...
New app will track citizens' feelings twice daily, with fines for those who fail to disclose their mental state to federal database...
New federal devices will lower heat in winter for Americans who drive too much or eat too many hamburgers...
New law requires citizens to log 8,000 steps per day into national database or face escalating penalties and mandatory fitness programs....
New "Morning Carbon Contrition" program mandates seven-minute ritual before classes can begin...
New "Sustainable Mobility Accountability Framework" will track all vehicle trips and require carbon offset payments for unauthorized long-distance travel....
HHS says new "Digital Wellness Certification" will ensure citizens are qualified to share their thoughts online...
New "Digital Wellness Accountability Act" mandates installation of tracking app on all devices to monitor citizens' online habits for public health purposes....
HHS officials say tracking citizens' feelings is "care, not surveillance" as emotional accountability program launches nationwide....